All about ME.

I just flew in from somewhere way warmer than this, and boy are my arms COLD! Hahah.

I'll tell you about me, because it turns out that foster-madre knows nothing about little tiny dogs. It's true! She thought she would just get me home, take me outside to do my little spanish business and then bring me in to play with the big dogs. Hahah again! I laughed so hard I almost peed in the snow by accident. But not really. My little pipes were all frozen up.

And another thing she thought: if you just treat little dogs like BIG dogs and leave them on the floor, they will act like big dogs and do ordinary big-dog things. Hah! She had NO IDEA how cute I am when I wag my tail, blink my big brown eyes and say, "Ariba! Ariba!"

But seriously, you don't need to worry about me. She is coming along just nicely because I am a good teacher!

1. So far, I have two indoor toilets built specially for me: one in the family room and one in the office. Which isn't important, really, because I don't need a toilet - I'm happy to go just anywhere. It's the PRINCIPLE of the thing!

2. Whenever I get cold, someone picks me up (I use the tail+eyes+ariba! formula I mentioned earlier).

3. When I woke up this morning, I got breakfast right away and then I got to go back to bed with senora FM. I slept like a baby chihuahua!

As for my statistics, I'm part Chihuahua and part Pomeranian, so my poops are very tiny. I'm about 4 months old, and I weigh about 2.5 pounds. My name in English is Caramel. And even though I'm a happy little fellow by nature, I will be even happier when I get my very own forever home!